Devil Went Down to Georgia
A parody of the Charlie Daniels song,
“Devil went Down to Georgia”:
Trump went down to Georgia, he was lookin’ for an election to steal
He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind
And he was willin’ to make a deal
When he came across this secretary of state working on election results
And Trump jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, “dude, let me tell you what”
“I guess you didn’t know it but I’m an official too
And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good election, dude
But give the Trump his due
I’ll bet this election against your soul
‘Cause I think I’m better than you”
The dude said, “my name’s Brad and it might be a sin
But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret
‘Cause I’m the best there’s ever been”
Brad, tallied up the numbers and got the election results
‘Cause Hell’s broke loose in Georgia, and the devil deals the cards
And if you are right, you have Biden winning your state
But if Trump wins, the devil gets your soul
Don opened up his case and he said, “I’ll start this show”
And fire flew from his fingertips as he dial up his phone
And he pulled the phone to his lips
And it made a evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
When the devil finished, Brad said, “well, you’re pretty good, ol’ son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it’s done”
“Fire on the Mountain” run man, run
Trump’s in the House of the Rising Sun
MAGA in the bank sendin’ out dough
Donald, are you ever right? No, God, no
Donald bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat
And he laid that phone down on the ground at Brad’s feet
Brad said, “Don, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch, I’m the best that’s ever been”
“Fire on the Mountain” run man, run
Trump’s in the House of the Rising Sun
MAGA in the bank sendin’ out dough
Donald, are you ever right? No, God, no
By Peter McKinnon